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Here is a phone from a flick

Now about  phones, how about variations of the Bob Newhart-style conversation where we only get to hear one side of the conversation, as in:

Marilyn hasn't shown up at the lawyer's office yet? (PAUSE) And you already called Bill's? (PAUSE) What did he say? (PAUSE) He hasn't seen her either. (PAUSE) So, John's getting nervous? (PAUSE) He's going to call the police...

If I'm not mistaken, the conversation must have gone like this:

"Marilyn hasn't shown up at the lawyer's office yet."
"Marilyn hasn't shown up at the lawyer's office yet?"

"No, and I've already called Bill's."
"And you already called Bill's?"

"Yes."
"What did he say?"

"He hasn't seen her either."
"He hasn't seen her either."

"John's getting pretty nervous about this."
"So, John's getting nervous?"

"Yes, he's going to call the police."
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40 things that only happen in the movies

I have seen things happen in movies that dify any logic whatsoevr so here is a list of such stupid stuff

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• When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
  
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• Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
  
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• Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
  
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• Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside.
  
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• If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
  
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• All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
  
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• Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
  
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• Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
  
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• The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
  
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• Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
  
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• Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
  
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• If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
  
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• On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…
  
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• All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
  
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• Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).
  
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• If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
  
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• If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
  
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• Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
  
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• All single women have a cat.
  
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• Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
  
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• No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
  
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• If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.
  
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• The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
  
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• A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
  
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• One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).
  
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• Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
  
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• All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
  
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• During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
  
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• You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
  
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• Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers.
  
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• In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.
  
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• All teen house parties have one of every stereotypical subculture present (even people who aren’t liked and would never get invited to parties).
  
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• Trucks use their horns at random (no hang on, that happens in real life too!).
  

 

Nokia 5500 Sport Overview

 Nokia 5500 Sport Review

The Nokia 5500 sport is designed to suit a user with an active lifestyle & comes with unique sporting features. The handset has a stainless steel casing which is grey in colour & is shock, dust & water resistant. The durable handset weighs 103 grams & measures 107 x 45 x 18 mm which is compact for the user to carry with them at all times. The phone has a TFT type screen which displays 262k colours & has a 208 x 208 pixel screen resolution. The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with swap keys which allow the user to easily switch between features such as music, phone & sports modes. The phone comes with 64 Mbytes of internal memory & included in the phones kit comes a 64 Mbytes MicroSD™ memory card to expand the phones memory further. The user can expand the phones memory up to 1 Gbyte by using the swappable MicroSD™ memory cards which are available for the phone. The phone will provide 4 hours worth of talk time & up to 270 hours worth of standby time.

The phone comes with an integrated music player which can play music in MP3, AMP, AAC, eAAC+ & WMA music formats. The phone comes with a stereo headset included in the kit so that the user can experience a personal listening experience. The user can use the RealPlayer which is a media player to either play, download or stream music & video. The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with a built in FM radio which allows the user to tune into their preferred radio station whenever they desire. The visual radio feature allows the user to interact with the radio station & gain information which is provided by the radio station. The user can see which song is playing, information on the band or artist who sings the song, vote for a particular song & enter contests provided by the radio station. The visual radio is a totally interactive feature for the user to enjoy. The phone supports polyphonic, MP3, AMR, True Tones, AAC, eAAC+ & MIDI ringtones.

This sport phone comes with a sports diary which allows the user to keep a record of exercise programmes & fitness planning. The sports tests on the phone include a coopers test & biking test. The user can use the speed & distance counter, calories burned counter, stopwatch & steps calculator to assist them with their fitness plan. The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with a tapping command feature which allows the user to receive voice feedback tracking information rather than checking the display for information.

The phone comes with a flight mode which allows the user to operate certain features on the Nokia 5500 Sports whilst aboard an aircraft & in other restricted area. The user can take part in a conference call which allows the user to talk to other contacts on one call, all at the same time & can include up to five contacts per call. The user can use the Nokia push to talk feature which allows the user to talk to a group of contacts by using the push to talk key. The user simply presses & holds down the key to talk to others & on releasing the key the user will be able to hear the other contacts replies. The user can select the handsfree speaker if they are wanting to talk on a call but have the conversation over the phones loud speakers rather than holding the handset & talking through the mouth piece. The handsfree speaker phone allows the user to have a call without using their hands to hold the handset & the call is carried out by using the phones built in speakers & integrated microphone. The phone comes with highly useful voice features which include a voice recorder, voice commands to activate features, voice dialling & speaker independent number dialling (SIND).

The user can keep in contact with others by using the messaging services provides on the Nokia 5500 sport which include text messaging (SMS), multimedia messaging (MMS), email & audio messaging. The user can create, send & receive text or multimedia messages on their phone but the multimedia message allows the user to add photos or video with sound to their text input. The multimedia message can only be sent & receive by other multimedia messaging compatible mobile phone users. The user can enjoy using the email service which allows the user to send & receive attachments in all popular file formats. The phone comes with Nokia Xpress audio messaging which allows the user to send audio messages to compatible mobile phone users. The text to speech feature allows the user to listen to incoming messages which are read out by the Nokia 5500 Sport. The text to speech feature allows the user to listen to messages rather than read them from the phones display & can be a very useful feature for the user.

The user can connect to the World Wide Web by using the XHTML browser & comes with RSS feeds. The user can connect to compatible devices using either a Bluetooth™ wireless connection, USB cable or infra red connection. The phone works across a tri band network which will automatically swap between network bands without the user knowing.

The Nokia 5500 Sport comes with a 2 megapixel camera feature which comes complete with a 4 x digital zoom to capture every shot in true detail. The camera comes with user friendly features which include a self timer feature & advanced modes which can take the photo in either still, burst or video mode. The user can adjust the brightness of each photo, adjust the quality of each photo & take shots at night. The video player allows the user to play video in full colour in either a H263 or MPEG4 video format. The user can record & stream video on the Nokia 5500 Sport which can be stored on the phones memory & played over & over again using the video player feature.


Nokia 5500 Sport Specifications & Features

Screen

• TFT 262k Colour Screen (208 x 208 Pixel)
  

Imaging

• 2 Megapixel Camera
  
• 4 x Digital Zoom
  
• Self Timer
  
• Advanced Mode (Still, Burst & Video)
  
• Night Photos
  
• Brightness Control
  
• Photo Quality
  
• Video Recorder
  
• Real Video Player (H263 & MPEG4)
  
• Video Player (QCIF Format)
  
• Video Streaming
  
• Themed Displays
  

Messaging

• SMS (Text Messaging)
  
• MMS (Multimedia Messaging)
  
• Text to Speech
  
• Email (SMTP, POP3 & IMAP4)
  
• Email Attachments (jpeg, 3gp, MP3, ppt, doc, excel & pdf)
  
• Nokia Xpress Audio Messaging
  

Sound

• Music Player (MP3, AMP, AAC, eAAC+ & WMA)
  
• RealPlayer Media Player
  
• FM Stereo Radio
  
• Visual Radio
  
• Stereo Headset
  
• Ringtones (MP3, AMR, True Tones, AAC, eAAC+ & MIDI)
  
• 64 Polyphonic Ringtones
  
• Handsfree Speaker
  
• Voice Commands
  
• Voice Recorder
  

Entertainment

• Snakes Games
  
• Groovy Labyrinth Games
  
• Embedded Java™ Games
  

Organiser

• Contacts
  
• Phone Book
  
• Calendar
  
• Calculator
  
• Notepad
  
• World Clock
  
• Currency Converter
  
• Active Idle
  
• Sports Diary
  
• Sports Tests
  
• Stopwatch
  
• Steps Calculator
  
• Speed & Distance Counter
  
• Calories Burned Counter
  
• Tapping Command (Sports Voice Feedback)
  
• Flashlight
  
• Flight Mode
  
• Voice Dialling
  
• Conference Call (up to 5 Person)
  
• Nokia Push To Talk
  
• SIND (Speaker Independent Number Dialing)
  

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Connectivity

• Bluetooth™
  
• Pop-Port™
  
• USB
  
• Infra Red
  
• EDGE
  
• GPRS
  

Network

• Tri Band (GSM 900, GSM 1800 & GSM 1900)
  

Internet

• XHTML
  
• WAP
  
• RSS Feeds
  

Memory & Talk Time

• 64 Mbytes Memory plus 64 Mbytes MicroSD™ Memory Card
  
• 4 Hours Talk Time
  
• 270 Hours Standby
  

Weight & Size

• 103 g
  
• 107 x 45 x 18 mm