Aug 26, 2006

Sony's PlayStation Portable (PSP)

Sony's PlayStation Portable (PSP)

The PlayStation Portable (PSP) was officially announced at Sony's E3 Conference on May 11th 2004 and was released in Japan on December 12th 2004 at a price of 19 800 Yen, with a North American release on March 24th 2005, and European and Australian releases in mid 2005.

The PSP, as the name suggests, is like a portable version of Sony's popular PlayStation and PlayStation 2. It is capable of playing 3D games on it's 16:9 widescreen colour TFT LCD screen with 480 x 272 pixel resolution and 16.77 million colour palette.

The controls are similar to the PlayStation controller and also features an analogue stick. Games are stored on UMD (Universal Media Discs) which are about 65mm in diameter and can hold up to 1.8GB of digital media. The system also comes with a USB 2.0 port and 802.11 (Wi-Fi) wireless LAN, providing connectivity to various wireless devices including other PSPs for multiplayer games. The wireless and USB connections also allow for the downloading of data and software, online gaming and networking to memory stick PRO Duo.

Weighing around only 260 grams and measuring 170mm x 74mm x 23mm, this is certainly one compact device, loaded with a lot of features.

GameBoy Advance : PSP's grandpa


Nintendo unveiled the GameBoy Advance on August 24th 2000 at Spaceworld in Tokyo, Japan after talks of the console going back to a year before. It was released to the public on March 21st 2001 for a price of 9800 yen. Nintendo felt it was time to upgrade the capabilities of their GameBoy console after over a decade on the market and many changes in appearance, size and a colour screen (GameBoy Color).

The GameBoy Advance is what Nintendo wanted to achieve with Project Atlantis (a 32-bit colour handheld that was backwards compatible). It is almost the exact same size as the GameBoy Color, but held lengthwise with the buttons at the sides and the screen in the middle. It features all the same buttons as the other GameBoys except for two extras on top (shoulder buttons). The screen is wider and larger than the normal GameBoy screen. GameBoy Advance is fully backwards compatible with GameBoy and GameBoy Color games which means you have access to a huge library of titles. GameBoy Advance take cartridges which are about half the size of normal GameBoy carts.

The GameBoy Advance can be attached to the Nintendo GameCube and games will interface between the two consoles.

On January 6 2003, Nintendo announce the GameBoy Advance SP, a more compact version of the GameBoy Advance that features a number of improvements on the original GameBoy Advance including a frontlit screen and a recharagable battery with up to 18 hours play time (with the screen light turned off; 10 hours with the light turned on). The battery can be fully recharged through the system itself within 3 hours. The SP version also comes with a multi-access port that is used for the AC adaptor and will also accept headphones if you use the special adaptor that Nintendo has also developed.

The GameBoy Advance SP was released in Japan on 14th Febrary 2003 for 14 500 yen and later released in the US on March 23rd 2003 at the price of $99US.

Although the GameBoy Advance is 32-bit, there is no 3D processor, so games will be mostly 2D (they look similar to Sega 32X games).

Nintendo 64 : Sony Plastation's cousin

The Nintendo 64 was originally code-named Project Reality and was to be called the Ultra 64. The release date, June 23 1996 in Japan. It was then released in USA on 26 September in the same year for US$199. Other countries followed soon after.

This 64-bit console used cartridges rather than CDs, which were being used in competitors 32-bit consoles. The main competitor of the Nintendo 64 was Sony's Playstation. The Nintendo 64 had many advantages over the other consoles, thanks to Silicon Graphics. There is a huge difference in loading times between a CD and a cartridge. This was one benefit, but then cartridges cannot give the same "CD-quality" sound.

The Nintendo 64 had some great games. This console would be good for kids, not only because of the many G-rated games (but it still had a lot of games that would appeal to adults too), but also because it's so fun to put together! Connecting all the little add-ons can be fun - the power supply, controller, controller pak, rumble pak, expansion pak. The controller of this console was an excellent design as well, especially with the analogue control stick, as well as the fact that you didn't have to buy a whole new controller if you wanted to play rumble games (like you did with Playstation's Dual Shock controllers).

The Nintendo 64 was first released in grey, but other colours soon followed. The console was quite a big success, but not as much as the Sony Playstation. In the end, Nintendo sold over 30 million Nintendo 64s worldwide.

Punjabi da lutaf layo

Kudiyan wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

Padna-likhna chhad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi ronde ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange thuhanu manaan vaaste.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nede vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Tusi kehnde ho pyaar na vishvaas da hai
mohhabat na gama di laash da hai ,
mohabbat asal (reality) khatir tarasdi ae,
mohabbat na hi ik dharvas(fake assurence) da hai

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri chhoti bhen fasavange!!!

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer(age) vdhaani pe gayi

Chhad sajna ve saade dar cho langhna
ainde lok den ge taane
jadd pyaar na saade karma ch likheya
fer kidha nibhavange yaaraane

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

Aug 15, 2006

Vande Mataram!


"Let us for a moment pause to reflect what it is that for which we would like to be remembered for by future generations. Will we be remembered for how many mosques our generation has added, will we be remembered for how many temples our generation has added or will we be remembered for how many gurudwaras our generation has added?

No, not at all. We will be remembered only if we give to our younger generation a prosperous and safe India, resulting out of economic prosperity coupled with civilisational heritage."

- Hon'ble President Dr. APJ Abdul Kalaam
Happy Independence Day!
Vande Mataram!

Aug 14, 2006

A really norrow house

























A touching story

What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There
isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have
made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children,the
father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten
by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff,
he offered a question:

"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature
does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as
other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where
is the natural order of things in my son?"

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. "I believe,that when a child like Shay, physically
and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize
true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people
treat that child."Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were
playing baseball. Shay asked,"Do you think they'll let me play?"
Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone ! like
Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were
allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and
some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay
could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and
said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning.
I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."
Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a broad
smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart.
The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom
of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind
by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played
in the right field. Even though no hits ! came his way, he was obviously
ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to
ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth
inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded,
the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win
the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit
was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat
properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the
other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved
in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able
to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.
The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards
Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground
ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder
and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would
have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first baseman,
out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams
started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in
his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He scampered
down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling
to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base,
the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had
a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have
thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the
pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and far
over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as
the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.


All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay"

Shay reached third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and turned
him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third Shay,
run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and
those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run home!
Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who
hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.

That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face,
the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world.

Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having never
forgotten being the hero and making his Father so happy and coming home
and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY:
  • We all send thousands of jokes
  • through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending
  • messages about life choices, people think twice about sharing. The crude,
  • vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion
  • about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

 

World condemns Jones's racist remark

FORMER Australian batsman Dean Jones has become the latest commentator to fall victim to the curse of the off-air microphone. But unlike Tony Greig and Ian Chappell, Jones has lost a contract worth a tax-free $US2000 ($2615) a day, and his television employment prospects look bleak.

Jones offended viewers of South Africa's SuperSport network, which carried the feed from the Dubai-based production company Ten Sports, when he stated, "The terrorist has got another wicket" during what he thought to be an advertisement break. The statement referred to Hashim Amla, a coloured South African batsman and devout Muslim, who had just caught Sri Lanka's Kumar Sangakkara during the second Test in Colombo.

The production company that hired Jones, the Dubai-based Ten Sports, has terminated his contract with "immediate effect," according to its communication director Ray Reed.

"This is a deal-breaker for us and he won't be employed again," Reed said. "We are a company with a diverse range of employees and we take a zero-tolerance approach to comments like that."

Jones is hardly the first cricket commentator to land in hot water for comments he believed to be off-air but he will most likely be treated the most harshly. In 1999, Greig uttered, "Do you think she has been flown in" - a mail-order bride reference - when cameras panned to a wedding reception behind North Sydney Oval that involved a caucasian man and Asian woman. And Chappell was recorded swearing, again in the belief that his microphone was off, during a match he was covering.

In those cases, the punishments were mild. Jones, however, has not just raised the ire of South African viewers and his former employers, he has also infuriated the International Cricket Council. "We are in the process of beefing up our anti-racism code as we speak, and this kind of comment is completely unacceptable," ICC media manager Brian Murgatroyd said.

Will broadcasters dare raise the ICC's ire by hiring Jones? Certainly Ten Sports won't be. Owned by Abdul Rahman Bukhatir, Ten is the largest broadcaster of cricket in the world and the company with which Jones established himself as a star of the subcontinent.

Jones was apparently standing at the back of the commentary box when Amla, noted for his refusal to wear a brewery logo on his shirt to keep with his Muslim beliefs, took a catch to dismiss Sangakkara.

"I'm employed in the next two months, so I'm OK," Jones told the Herald yesterday, without revealing where he would be working.

Last night, Melbourne radio station 3AW, for whom Jones has worked as a full-time commentator during the summer months in the past two years, insisted it would not drop him from its coverage this coming season.

"He is still a, quote-unquote, required player," program director Clark Forbes said. "We wouldn't be changing our contractual arrangements on that basis."

Jones arrived back in Melbourne last night and said he had apologised to Amla. "I got hold of Hashim Amla and I spoke to him for a certain amount of time," said Jones. "I gave him my sincerest apologies and he was gracious enough to accept it. He said, 'I hope you get through this ugly situation that you are going through'."

Before leaving Colombo, Jones said in a statement: "It was a silly and completely insensitive thing to say and, obviously, it was never supposed to be heard over the air. I am truly sorry to have caused offence to anybody and the last thing I intended was to be disrespectful.

"Everyone needs to get away from perpetuating the myth, publicly and privately, that beards associated with the Muslim faith are somehow suspicious, and I intend to do exactly that. The irony is that I am great friends with most of the Pakistan team and they are all Muslims. I have no end of respect for the Muslim faith - that's why I'm so sorry at making such a stupid comment. It does not represent who I am, how I think or what I believe."

Gerald Majola, the chief executive of Cricket South Africa, was scathing. "This kind of insulting racial stereotyping has no place in cricket and must be stamped on swiftly," he said.
A HISTORY OF HUMILIATION

2006: Former Australian batsman now commentator Dean Jones refers to South African batsman Hashim Amla as a "terrorist". Amla is a Muslim. Jones is axed by his employer, Ten Sports.

- The ICC deploys an investigator, Goolam Vahanvati, to look into allegations that Australian crowds called South African cricketers "kaffirs".

- 2005: Waratahs forward Justin Harrison was suspended for three Super 12 matches for calling Cats winger Chumani Booi a "black c---" during a match in Johannesburg.

- 2003: Australian batsman Darren Lehmann is suspended for five one-day matches for audibly uttering "black c----" after his dismissal by Sri Lanka in a limited-overs match at the Gabba.

- 2001: During a five-set match against American tennis player James Blake, Lleyton Hewitt attempted to have a black linesman removed by telling the chair umpire: "Look at him and you tell me what the similarity is." Hewitt later denied the comment was made on racial grounds.

Aug 13, 2006

True love

There was a blind girl
Everyone hated her except her boyfriend
He always used to say that i'll marry you
but the girl said that i'd marry you if i could see
suddenly one day someone donated her eyes
when she saw her boyfriend, she was astonished to see that he was also blind...
her boyfriend asked "will you marry me now?"
she simply refused
her boyfriend went away saying.."just take care of my eyes!!"

Rabri's Devi goes in Heaven : Desi joke

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front
Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri,

"Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
Never told a lie.

"And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his
Entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a
Ceiling fan".

Coffee talk : an acticle of times of india

 A group of alumni highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life…

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large port of coffee and an assortment of cups- Porcelain, Plastic glass, Crystal, Some plain looking, Some expensive, Some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand the professor said: “If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. It is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, which is the source of your problems and stress. What all of your really wanted was coffee, not the cup but consciously went of the best cups and were eyeing each other’ cups. Now if life is coffee, and the jobs, money and position in society are the cups, they are just tools to hold life, but the quality of life doesn’t change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup we fail to enjoy the coffee in it. So, don’t let the cups drive you… enjoy the coffee instead.

-An Article from Times of India

The formula of Global Warming

Many political (non-scientist) people argue and warn about global warming to promote modern and improvised products like hybrid cars and ethanol used or electric cars.


They warn about fossil fuel consumption and emissions which are making glaciers in the Artic and Antartic Ocean to melt. This increases the quantum of water on Earth and reduces land size.

For other parts of the world that becomes a problem because of increase of population but America has no worries because the land size is enough to accomadate India and China(1+1 billion pop) in their Walmart Super Centers in the country.

It is natures way to take care of the emissions released in air because the wind blows hot and cold air constantly.

The brush fires in America which are lit delibrately(to make way for future building construction) or by nature wams the earth's crust. The 50ft burial instead of normal 6ft created by dropping 50 to 20,000 lbs bombs on terrorist in Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon using depleted uranium and atom bomb on Japan has certainly caused the Earth to warm up in past 50/60 years.

Remember the SARS (Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome) which was blamed as caused by some living species in China. How can people have respiratory problem eating these species?

The bombs dropped on Afghanistan contained depleted uranium and the wind that blows West to East carried the smoke from these bombs towards China. Fortunately, Pakistan and India were spared. Do we hear any problems of SARS after the initial bombing of Afghanistan?

But the most important issue of global warming is drilling.
The formula is E = MC^2

Energy(Heat) is created when Mass(drilling shaft) is drilling at fast speed to extract oil and natural gas all over Middle East, Alaska, Russia, Nigeria, Ameirca, Venezuela, etc.....


BTW: E stands for Evolution, M stands for Men, etc etc..

Enjoy taking shower 5 times a day...
Keep Warming.

Aug 12, 2006

Profile of a Software Engineer (Orkut)

Profile of a Software Engineer (Orkut)... Do read.
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. J
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com ß - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home.
 

Interview Q/A

Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy !

1. Why did you apply for this job?

I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?

I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?



You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?

Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...

5. What is your biggest strength?

Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company

6.What is your biggest weakness?



Girls

7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?



Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?



Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?



For the same reason why you left your earlier job

11. What do you want from this job?



If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?

Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%)

Height of Skyscraper

A teacher asks a student how he would measure the height of a very tall building using a barometer, evidently expecting to hear about the reduced air pressure being proportionate to the elevation ....


The student replies: Tie the barometer to a long string, lower the string till the barometer touches the ground, measure the length of the string !

However, what follows is much more interesting: This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student was failed.




The student appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics.




To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics.




For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn't make up his mind which to use. On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows :




Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer." " Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper's shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the height of the skyscraper ."




" But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper.




The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T = 2 pi square root (l/g)." " Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up ."




" If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building ."




" But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor's door and say to him 'If you would like a nice new barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper' ."




The student was Niels Bohr, the only person from Denmark to win the Nobel Prize for Physics.

Why poeple love children

Aug 11, 2006

My cat : Timmo


Deep in thoughs


Sweet dreams


Face to face


Thinking


What are u lookin at???

Bollywood's 'Titanic'

Bollywood's 'Titanic'


Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in Bollywood? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it goes!

* Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack. Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" everytime he sees Shahrukh .

* Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.

* Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained with every dance sequence in the world.

* The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing, there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in CD album.

* The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta. The ship will start sinking, not because of the iceberg but because of excessive on-board population.

* The infamous lovemaking in the back seat of the car would be replaced with a song in the Swiss Alps.

* Best friend of Shahrukh will save his sister from being raped during chaos.The sister will instantly fall in love right after this and she will also get a song or two.

* Remember Rose changing her mind about jumping into the water? In our case, Madhuri changes her mind, since...since... the ship is moving along a creek and the water stinks!

* How can we forget the painting scene? Shahrukh would be painting Madhuri's portrait with Madhuri fully covered minus the locket (Censors yaar!). This is to be followed by a dance number, with extras of course, in a art gallery .

* Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom Aasoo Devi on the ship. Only during the climax would Aasoo Devi tell Shahrukh about how Gulshan troubled them. Shahrukh would then yell, "Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaoonga". The ensuing fight would only last for an hour.

* There would be an antakshari for the "drowners" conducted by Annu Kapoor instead of the trio playing the violin.

* Most important!! The number of times the word "Bachaoooo" would be yelled would be a record in the history of cinema.


And the masterpiece would be waste of time...ooops waste of money without...

* "Raaaabert...Captain se ja ke kaho ke agar apni maa or bahen ko zinda dekhna chahte ho to naav ko Hindustaan kee sarhado se hamesha hamesha ke liye bahooot door le le..."


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The 10 Most Destructive PC Viruses Of All Time.............

Computer viruses are like real-life viruses: When they're flying around infecting every PC (or person) in sight, they're scary. But after the fact...well, they're rather interesting, albeit in a gory kind of way. With this in mind, we present, in chronological order, the 10 most destructive viruses of all time.

CIH (1998):

Estimated Damage: 20 to 80 million dollars worldwide, countless amounts of PC data destroyed
Unleashed from Taiwan in June of 1998, CIH is recognized as one of the most dangerous and destructive viruses ever. The virus infected Windows 95, 98, and ME executable files and was able to remain resident in a PC's memory, where it continued to infect other executables.

What made CIH so dangerous is that, shortly after activated, it would overwrite data on the host PC's hard drive, rendering it inoperable. It was also capable of overwriting the BIOS of the host, preventing boot-up. Because it infected executable files, CIH wound up being distributed by numerous software distributors, including a demo version of an Activision game named Sin.

CIH is also known as the Chernobyl virus because the trigger date of certain strains of the virus coincides with the date of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor accident. The virus is not a serious threat today, thanks to increased awareness and the widespread migration to Windows 2000, XP, and NT, none of which are vulnerable to CIH.


Melissa (1999)
Estimated Damage: 300 to 600 million dollars

On Friday, March 26, 1999, W97M/Melissa became front-page news across the globe. Estimates have indicated that this Word macro script infected 15 to 20 percent of all business PCs. The virus spread so rapidly that Intel, Microsoft, and a number of other companies that used Outlook were forced to shut down their entire e-mail systems in order to contain the damage.

The virus used Microsoft Outlook to e-mail itself to 50 names on a user's contact list. The e-mail message contained the sentence, "Here is that document you asked for...don't show anyone else. ;-)," with an attached Word document. Clicking open the .DOC file -- and thousands of unsuspecting users did so -- allowed the virus to infect the host and repeat the replication. Adding insult to injury, when activated, this virus modified users' Word documents with quotes from the animated TV show "The Simpsons."


ILOVEYOU (2000)

Estimated Damage: 10 to 15 billion dollars

Also known as Loveletter and The Love Bug, this was a Visual Basic script with an ingenious and irresistible hook: the promise of love. On May 3, 2000, the ILOVEYOU worm was first detected in Hong Kong. The bug was transmitted via e-mail with the subject line "ILOVEYOU" and an attachment, Love-Letter-For-You.TXT.vbs. Similar to Melissa, the virus mailed itself to all Microsoft Outlook contacts.

The virus also took the liberty of overwriting music files, image files, and others with a copy of itself. More disturbingly, it searched out user IDs and passwords on infected machines and e-mailed them to its author.

An interesting footnote: Because the Philippines had no laws against virus-writing at the time, the author of ILOVEYOU was not charged for this crime.


Code Red (2001)

Estimated Damage: 2.6 billion dollars

Code Red was a computer worm that was unleashed on network servers on July 13, 2001. It was a particularly virulent bug because of its target: computers running Microsoft's Internet Information Server (IIS) Web server. The worm was able to exploit a specific vulnerability in the IIS operating system. Ironically, Microsoft had released a patch addressing this hole in mid-June.

Also known as Bady, Code Red was designed for maximum damage. Upon infection, the Web site controlled by the affected server would display the message, "HELLO! Welcome to http://www.worm.com! Hacked By Chinese!" Then the virus would actively seek other vulnerable servers and infect them. This would go on for approximately 20 days, and then it would launch denial of service attacks on certain IP addresses, including the White House Web server. In less than a week, this virus infected almost 400,000 servers, and it's estimated that one million total computers were infected.

SQL Slammer (2003)

Estimated Damage: Because SQL Slammer erupted on a Saturday, the damage was low in dollars and cents. However, it hit 500,000 servers worldwide, and actually shut down South Korea's online capacity for 12 hours.

SQL Slammer, also known as Sapphire, was launched on January 25, 2003. It was a doozy of a worm that had a noticeable negative impact upon global Internet traffic. Interestingly enough, it didn't seek out end users' PCs. Instead, the target was servers. The virus was a single-packet, 376-byte worm that generated random IP addresses and sent itself to those IP addresses. If the IP address was a computer running an unpatched copy of Microsoft's SQL Server Desktop Engine, that computer would immediately begin firing the virus off to random IP addresses as well.

With this remarkably effective way of spreading, Slammer infected 75,000 computers in 10 minutes. The outrageously high amounts of traffic overloaded routers across the globe, which created higher demands on other routers, which shut them down, and so on.


Blaster (2003)

Estimated Damage: 2 to 10 billion dollars, hundreds of thousands of infected PCs

The summer of 2003 was a rough time for businesses running PCs. In rapid succession, IT professionals witnessed the unleashing of both the Blaster and Sobig worms. Blaster, also known as Lovsan or MSBlast, was the first to hit. The virus was detected on August 11 and spread rapidly, peaking in just two days. Transmitted via network and Internet traffic, this worm exploited a vulnerability in Windows 2000 and Windows XP, and when activated, presented the PC user with a menacing dialog box indicating that a system shutdown was imminent.

Hidden in the code of MSBLAST.EXE -- the virus' executable " were these messages: "I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!!" and "billy gates why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!!"

The virus also contained code that would trigger a distributed denial of service attack on windowsupdate.com on April 15, but Blaster had already peaked and was mostly contained by then.



Sobig.F (2003)

Estimated Damage: 5 to 10 billion dollars, over 1 million PCs infected

The Sobig worm hit right on the heels of Blaster, making August 2003 a miserable month for corporate and home PC users. The most destructive variant was Sobig.F, which spread so rapidly on August 19 that it set a record (which would later be broken by MyDoom), generating over 1 million copies of itself in its first 24 hours.

The virus infected host computers via innocuously named e-mail attachments such as application.pif and thank_you.pif. When activated, this worm transmitted itself to e-mail addresses discovered on a host of local file types. The end result was massive amounts of Internet traffic.

On September 10, 2003, the virus deactivated itself and is no longer a threat. Microsoft has announced a $250,000 bounty for anyone who identifies Sobig.F's author, but to date, the perpetrator has not been caught.

Bagle (2004)

Estimated Damage: Tens of millions of dollars...and counting

Bagle, a classic but sophisticated worm, made its debut on January 18, 2004. The malicious code infected users' systems via the traditional mechanism -- an e-mail attachment -- and then scoured Windows files for e-mail addresses it could use to replicate itself.

The real danger of Bagle (a.k.a. Beagle) and its 60 to 100 variants is that, when the worm infects a PC, it opens a back door to a TCP port that can be used by remote users and applications to access data -- financial, personal, anything -- on the infected system. According to an April 2005 TechWeb story, the worm is "usually credited with starting the malware-for-profit movement among hackers, who prior to the ground-breaking worm, typically were motivated by notoriety."

The Bagle.B variant was designed to stop spreading after January 28, 2004, but numerous other variants of the virus continue to plague users to this day.


MyDoom (2004)

Estimated Damage: At its peak, slowed global Internet performance by 10 percent and Web load times by up to 50 percent

For a period of a few hours on January 26, 2004, the MyDoom shockwave could be felt around the world as this worm spread at an unprecedented rate across the Internet via e-mail. The worm, also known as Norvarg, spread itself in a particularly devious manner: It transmitted itself as an attachment in what appeared to be an e-mail error message containing the text "Mail Transaction Failed." Clicking on the attachment spammed the worm to e-mail addresses found in address books. MyDoom also attempted to spread via the shared folders of users' Kazaa peer-to-peer networking accounts.

The replication was so successful that computer security experts have speculated that one in every 10 e-mail messages sent during the first hours of infection contained the virus. MyDoom was programmed to stop spreading after February 12, 2004.


Sasser (2004)

Estimated Damage: Tens of millions of dollars

Sasser began spreading on April 30, 2004, and was destructive enough to shut down the satellite communications for some French news agencies. It also resulted in the cancellation of several Delta airline flights and the shutdown of numerous companies' systems worldwide.

Unlike most previous worms, Sasser was not transmitted via e-mail and required no user interaction to spread. Instead the worm exploited a security flaw in non-updated Windows 2000 and Windows XP systems. When successfully replicated, the worm would actively scan for other unprotected systems and transmit itself to them. Infected systems experienced repeated crashes and instability.

Sasser was written by a 17-year-old German high school student, who released the virus on his 18th birthday. Because he wrote the code when he was a minor, a German court found him guilty of computer sabotage but gave him a suspended sentence.

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Burying or crematation???

Question:

Why do Muslims bury dead bodies instead of cremating them, i.e. burning them?

Answer:

1. Components of human body present in the soil

Elements that are present in the human body are present in lesser or greater quantity in the soil. Hence it is more scientific to bury a dead body, as it easily gets decomposed and mixed in the soil.

2. No Pollution
Cremating (burning) the dead body leads to pollution of the atmosphere which is detrimental to health and harmful for the environment. There is no such pollution caused by burying a dead body.

3. Surrounding land becomes fertile
To cremate a dead body several trees have to be chopped, which reduces the greenery and harms the environment and the ecology. When dead bodies are buried, besides the trees being saved, the surrounding land becomes fertile and it improves the environment.

4. Economical
It is expensive to cremate a dead body when tons of wood have to be burned. Annually there is a loss of crores of rupees, only because dead bodies are cremated in India. Burying dead bodies is very cheap. It hardly costs any money.

5. Same land can be utilised for burying another body

The wood used for cremating a dead body cannot be reutilised for cremating another dead body since it gets converted to ashes. The land used for burying a dead body can be reutilised for burying another body after a few years since the human body gets decomposed and mixed in the soil.

Burying of the body, at least in Europe does not allow the mixing and decomposing into the soil - to safegaurd the environment / specially the ground water. Nowadays the caskets are made airtight and leak proof so as not to allow any leakage or contamination of the soil (thats why these caskets are very expensive) - if one compares the cost of these caskets then cremation would come out to be cheaper . Also, even if the same place can be used for burial again, but the earlier body is not just thrown away but occupies space at some other distant spot where rich person would not like to get buried. As for the cremation, I know in most of the cities there are provision of electrical cremation which allows saving of environment and trees.
I feel the best way of disposing of dead bodies is in Parsis who neither bury or cremate the dead.

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BUT if you stand to the right of the picture and look from where that wooden pole sticks up, it looks like this.

Aug 10, 2006

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